Overnight on Monday, November 18th, a festive act of mischief occurred at the St. Thomas Police Headquarters.
The suspect, who is described as 6’5″, wearing dark clothing, and notoriously bad at Christmas trivia according to local sources, hung Christmas lights across the property in an attempt to spread holiday cheer without prior authorization.
While officers appreciate spreading the joy of the holiday season, they take unauthorized decorating very seriously.
Police continue to investigate video surveillance of the incident.
Evidence of this mischievous act can be seen below:
*Please note that this media release was originally written with satire, to spark a little holiday joy
